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normal na dumarating ako sa resto ng oras ng dasal, like what their customs is dictating, dapat sarado lahat ng establishment kapag oras ng dasal.
pagkatapos ng dasal ay nakita ko na ang bangali1 na papalapit sa resto, siya kasi ang may hawak ng susi ng resto. habang papalapit, sumisigaw siya ng pakyo! pakyo! [...]

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matagal ng nakapaskil ang sign na iyan sa may pintuan ng kwarto namin, kungbaga, final reminder bago kami lumabas ng bahay patungong opisina.
maaga talaga akong gumising, 6:50 ~ 7:00 ang bus namin pero 5:30 pa lang gising na ko, ayaw ko kasi ng nagmamadali. kanina, i thought everything is in place, iqama nasa wallet, [...]

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I gotta be cool relax get hip!
Get on my track’s
Take a back seat
Hitch hike
And take a long ride on my motor bike
Until I’m ready (ready Freddie)
Crazy little thing called love
Crazy little thing called love - Queen

takas muna ako, balik na lang ako kapag tapos na ang kasalan!!!
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pag uminom at nagpa-piktyur eto ang manyayari!
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this one is from fun forwards [dot] com:

These are actual bloopers from church bulletins…
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric [...]

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2 na nagpadala sa akin nito, si diego at si mouse trap

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From: Mouse Trap
Sent: Sunday, September 22, 2004 06:20 PM
To: KLASMEYTS (SAUDI)
Cc: KLASMEYTS (PINAS)
Subject: RE: Eto ang bagong kwentong dapat abangan….
magasto s d2 mga bro… dami date eh…heheheh! uwi na nga lang ko sa province sa sabado.. para makatipid dun. sa veterenas hospital work ung girl heheeh! hindi beterena… sa shhhhhhhh kami nagpunta…heehhe! d ako gumamit [...]

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From: The Kid
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 3:27 pm
To: KLASMEYTS
Subject: RE:
at heto ang sa iyo Kabise
?When you feel disturbed because you are in fear, just sit at the toilet bowl and wait for your shit to come out, because after that the performance is already over.??
—–Original Message—–
From: Deks
Sent: Tuesday, September 21, 2004 3:24 pm
To: KLASMEYTS
Subject: [...]

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